Also, we will be blogging the television stuff in case you were wondering, but we won't be as zealous about it. - David Mumpower, 7:07 pmT-10 minutes, spotted a trailer for He's Just Not That Into You (Feb 6). - Max Braden, 7:53 pmThis just in - Salma Hayek displayed cleavage on the red carpet. - Tony Kollath, 7:55 pmI wasn't a Tiki fan when he played for the Giants. But he just said his money's on Slumdog Millionaire, so he's now good people. - Eric Hughes, 8:00 pmNo cringe-inducing song parody at the beginning? For shame, Globes producers, for shame. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:01 pmJ-Lo is sparkly. - Eric Hughes, 8:01 pmThe winner for Best Supporting Actress is Kate Winslet for The Reader. - Kim Hollis, 8:03 pmHey look, it's Jennifer Lopez. Are we watching the 2001 Golden Globes or are they trying to associate themselves with irrelevance? - Les Winan, 8:03 pmDid she just run a marathon? Maybe she should take a moment. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:04 pmKate says, "You'll have to forgive me. I have a habit of not winning things," but has a piece of paper with her list of people to thank. - Kim Hollis, 8:04 pmSure, when Kate Winslet does it, she's a champion. But when Mary Kay Letourneau does it, she's a felon. - David Mumpower, 8:04 pm(Winslet had been nominated five times in the Golden Globes before the two films this year.) - Max Braden, 8:04 pmNo one who speaks German could be an evil (wo)man. - Les Winan, 8:05 pmShe's thanking the most random people. She needs to brush it up if she expects to make an Oscar speech. - Eric Hughes, 8:05 pmThere for a second, I thought Kate Winslet was going to say that Stephen Daldry was her favorite director. - David Mumpower, 8:06 pmShe didn't thank me. I feel ripped off. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:06 pmNow we know who's starring in Pirates of the Caribbean 4...Sting! - Les Winan, 8:06 pmSting appears to have been genetically combined with Bono and neither one of them was allowed to bathe for a month before the procedure. - David Mumpower, 8:06 pmSting's apparently inspired by Benjamin Button and is aging backward with his dark hair. - Max Braden, 8:07 pmSo nice of Sting to take time away from his camping trip. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:07 pmSting looks like he's ready to go hunt some bears or something. - Eric Hughes, 8:07 pmPeter Gabriel looks a bit like Robert Altman tonight. - Tony Kollath, 8:07 pmClint Eastwood's wife has a first generation iPhone. HA HA! - Les Winan, 8:07 pmMax, it's as if the foreign press realized that they had to commit to Winslet or she was going to move on to someone new. I guess they listened to the wisdom of Beyonce's Single Ladies. - David Mumpower, 8:08 pmBefore the announcement, I get the feeling "The Wrestler" is this year's "Falling Slowly." - Max Braden, 8:08 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Original Song - Motion Picture goes to Bruce Springsteen for The Wrestler (I was rooting for Peter Gabriel). - Kim Hollis, 8:09 pmBeing nominated for Best Song this year must have been such a bittersweet experience. "I'm up for a major award! Wait, did they just say Springsteen is nominated, too?" - David Mumpower, 8:09 pmWas I the only one hoping for a tour announcement during that speech? - Les Winan, 8:10 pmI'd assume there will be one this year. Bruce is releasing new material in a couple weeks. - Eric Hughes, 8:12 pmIs he doing the soundtrack for My Bloody Valentine 3-D? - David Mumpower, 8:13 pmTrailer for He's Just Not that Into You again. - Max Braden, 8:14 pmFans of Simon Baker, I recommend renting the overlooked Sex and Death 101. - Max Braden, 8:15 pmLook, it's Rumer Willis and her stepfather, who was 10 years old when she was born! - David Mumpower, 8:15 pm"Now we will slum in the TV world for a bit. Don't worry if you don't recognize these guys, movie stars." - Reagen Sulewski, 8:16 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a Television Series, Mini-Series, or TV Movie goes to Tom Wilkinson for John Adams - Kim Hollis, 8:16 pmSure, Tom Wilkinson is good, but is he Dr. Horrible good? I think not. - David Mumpower, 8:16 pmI'm surprised Jeremy Piven made an appearance. - Eric Hughes, 8:17 pmWilkinson is very deserving - he simply *became* Ben Franklin. - Calvin Trager, 8:17 pmIncidentally, I think Wilkinson is one of the great actors working today. - Kim Hollis, 8:17 pmHe's not Dr. Horrible good, but he's damn sure better than Barney good. - Kim Hollis, 8:17 pmCome on, Tom, act! - Max Braden, 8:18 pmUh, what happened to Tom? - Eric Hughes, 8:18 pmAnd our first visibly intoxicated person on the stage: Tom Wilkinson! - Reagen Sulewski, 8:18 pmThe Golden Globe for Supporting actress in a TV Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie goes to Laura Dern for Recount. - Kim Hollis, 8:19 pmI haven't seen most of these performances, so I pick Melissa George since she's far and away the hottest. - David Mumpower, 8:19 pmHooray! It's Jonathan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer! - Kim Hollis, 8:20 pmShucks, David. The MILF won. - Eric Hughes, 8:20 pmLaura Dern is approximately two and a half stories tall. - Tony Kollath, 8:20 pmWhere's the impassioned speech about landmines? - Les Winan, 8:21 pmThe dish clinking in these dinner-setting ceremonies always makes me think of a sideshow room in a budget Vegas casino, or CSPAN. - Max Braden, 8:21 pmMost of my fellow Tennesseans call Recount proof that Hollywood has it in for southerners, which amuses me since Al Gore is from here. - David Mumpower, 8:21 pmIs it possible that Hollywood has it in for stories about people cheating to win presidential elections? - Les Winan, 8:22 pmSeriously, I tried talking about Recount at a family dinner once. It went over about as well as New Coke. - David Mumpower, 8:24 pmI hope Don Cheadle has someone watching his back in case Terrence Howard shows up. - Les Winan, 8:25 pm"Hotel for Dogs"? Is that the best credit they could have come up with for Cheadle? - Reagen Sulewski, 8:25 pm"The star of the upcoming movie Hotel for Dogs, Don Cheadle" - Tony Kollath, 8:25 pmTony, Dern looked even taller by standing next to Danny Strong, BOP's beloved Jonathan on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. His bio says he's 5'2" and I think that's stretching it. - David Mumpower, 8:26 pmI like Cheadle's humorous little jabs but I get the feeling there's a bit of honesty behind them. - Max Braden, 8:27 pmThe irony about that, David, is that Dern downplayed Harris if anything. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:27 pmHere's Eva Mendes, your first person on stage who we can assume isn't drunk. - Les Winan, 8:27 pmUh oh, Sid Ganis just got called out! - Max Braden, 8:29 pmCome on, Michael C. Hall! - Eric Hughes, 8:29 pmReminder: Eva Mendes claims she's had sex in all 50 states! Now, she needs to figure out where the other seven are that Obama had mentioned. - David Mumpower, 8:29 pmThis host pairing, Efron and Paniettiere, is Teen Beat approved. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:29 pmIt's Hamm(er) time! - Calvin Trager, 8:29 pmShouldn't that be Stuart Little's Hugh Laurie?
- Shane Jenkins, 8:29 pm"All great actors, all great roles." They really busted their ass on that copy. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:29 pmBoo! - Calvin Trager, 8:30 pmZac's personality really sparkled during that presentation. - Tony Kollath, 8:30 pmNobody likes a bossy starlet, Hayden. - Max Braden, 8:30 pmThe Golden Globe for Actor - TV Series: Drama goes to Gabriel Byrne for In Treatment. - Kim Hollis, 8:30 pmWere either of these guys born when Star Trek first aired? - David Mumpower, 8:31 pmZachary Quinto makes even my eyebrows looked shaped and controlled. - Shane Jenkins, 8:31 pmKyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon will be passing the hat throughout the show, by the way. - Les Winan, 8:31 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actress - TV Series: Drama goes to Anna Paquin for True Blood. Oooooookay. - Kim Hollis, 8:31 pmYeah, Anna! - Eric Hughes, 8:31 pmHarvey Keitel's penis in The Piano is so proud of her! - David Mumpower, 8:33 pmDrew Barrymore's hair is really rocking the "trapped in a hurricane" look. - David Mumpower, 8:33 pmLet's review what Anna Paquin's and Kate Winslet's wins mean for other Hollywood starlets: Get naked, win an award. In summation, take it off! - Calvin Trager, 8:33 pmWow, a quick shot of Drew Barrymore makes her look like a stoned Marilyn Monroe. - Max Braden, 8:34 pmTrailer for Last Chance Harvey. - Max Braden, 8:34 pmI guess Marisa Tomei is a shoo-in for all sorts of awards by that logic, Calvin. - Shane Jenkins, 8:34 pmWhy isn't Ricky hosting the Oscars? - Eric Hughes, 8:37 pmWow, fantastic Extras reference. - Eric Hughes, 8:37 pmThe Dude would be impressed by Gervais' nurturing a beverage right there on the live broadcast. - David Mumpower, 8:37 pmThat did not convince anyone to go see Happy Go Lucky. - Shane Jenkins, 8:39 pmGervais is fantastic. I'd love to see him costar with Eddie Izzard. - Max Braden, 8:39 pmThese Jonas kids must see Hanson and cringe at their future of irrelevance. - David Mumpower, 8:40 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Animated Feature Film goes to WALL-E. - Kim Hollis, 8:40 pmI hope the Jonas Brothers give WALL-E an honorary Promise Ring! - Shane Jenkins, 8:41 pmA better WALL-E acceptance speech would have been going up to the stage, waving, picking up some trash and leaving. - David Mumpower, 8:42 pm"Do the walk, Johnny!" - Max Braden, 8:43 pmArthur Fonzarelli, Pirate of the Caribbean! - David Mumpower, 8:43 pmEmma, you're so lovely! - Shane Jenkins, 8:43 pmEmma Thompson looks fabulous. - Eric Hughes, 8:43 pmDepp is reading these like he expects to be nominated for Best Reading of an Awards Nominee List. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:43 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy goes to Sally Hawkins for Happy-Go-Lucky. This is a pretty big deal. - Kim Hollis, 8:43 pmSally couldn't be any further from the stage. - Eric Hughes, 8:44 pmMaybe it was just because he followed the Jonas brothers but damn, Johnny Depp is the coolest guy in the room. - Calvin Trager, 8:44 pmHeh, Emma Thompson offering ("Do you need help?") - Max Braden, 8:45 pmThis speech is longer than a driving lesson! - Shane Jenkins, 8:46 pmEven Jon Heder would look cool following up the Jonas Brothers. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:46 pmI look forward to a motivational speaking tour featuring Hawkins and Forest Whitaker. - David Mumpower, 8:47 pmThat speech gave me rheumatoid arthritis - Calvin Trager, 8:49 pmMost insulting movie to women: Confessions of a Shopaholic, He's Just Not That Into You, or Bride Wars? - David Mumpower, 8:50 pmTrailer for Confessions of a Shopaholic. I like Isla but I won't mind skipping it. - Max Braden, 8:50 pmIt's Bubble Boy! - Tony Kollath, 8:52 pmJake looks like he's auditioning for Teen Wolf Three. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:52 pmDidn't Fincher and Jake hate each other? I thought I read that... - Shane Jenkins, 8:53 pmWhoa! Sexy time! - Shane Jenkins, 8:53 pmAre Drew and Jessica official yet? - Eric Hughes, 8:54 pmI think Lange and Barrymore picked each other up at a bar and brought their liquor with them to the show. - David Mumpower, 8:54 pmRalph should get an award for wearing that rose shirt in that clip. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:55 pmIt's Big Fat Liar's Paul Giamatti! - Shane Jenkins, 8:55 pmBeing the president between Washington and Jefferson is like being the Indiana Jones film between Raiders and Last Crusade. - David Mumpower, 8:56 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Mini-Series or TV Movie goes to John Adams. - Kim Hollis, 8:56 pmEveryone, look at Gary! - Eric Hughes, 8:56 pmTemple of Doom slight noted, David. - Shane Jenkins, 8:57 pmForget Benjamin Button, Demi Moore is starting to age backwards. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:57 pmWow, Megan Fox looks old. Oh. - Max Braden, 8:58 pmNot in fashion this year in Hollywood: grooming. - Reagen Sulewski, 8:58 pmThe Golden Globe for Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight. - Kim Hollis, 8:58 pmTemple of Doom is the Rumer Willis of the Indiana Jones family. - David Mumpower, 8:59 pmIf only more people had seen Heath Ledger's final performance. - David Mumpower, 9:00 pmThey never play the right clips. They should have played The Joker taunting the cop about his friends. - Max Braden, 9:01 pmIf you're just tuning in, here are the winners from the first hour: Best Supporting Actress - Kate Winslet (The Reader); Best Original Song - Bruce Springsteen (The Wrestler); Best Supporting Actor in a TV Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie - Tom Wilkinson (John Adams); Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie - Laura Dern (Recount); Best Actress in a TV Series: Drama - Anna Paquin (True Blood); Best Animated Feature - WALL-E - Kim Hollis, 9:04 pmLet's review what Heath Ledger's win means for other Hollywood actors. Or perhaps, let's not. - Calvin Trager, 9:05 pmBest Actress Motion Picture or Comedy - Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky); Best Mini-Series or TV Movie - John Adams; Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight). - Kim Hollis, 9:05 pmPresenting this clip: a cardboard cutout of Tom Brokaw. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:06 pmIt's Masters of the Universe's Frank Langella. OK, I'll stop with that now. - Shane Jenkins, 9:06 pmSomebody get Colin Farrell a Jonas brother to stand next to, stat! - Calvin Trager, 9:07 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film goes to Waltz With Bashir. - Kim Hollis, 9:07 pmWaltz with Bashir is great! - Shane Jenkins, 9:08 pmI think Laura Linney is on steroids to make her cheeks larger. - David Mumpower, 9:08 pmUm, wow. Colin Farrell just made a joke about his former cocaine usage. That's...ballsy. - Kim Hollis, 9:08 pmMaggie looks like she's got a garbage bag slung over her left shoulder. - Eric Hughes, 9:10 pmMaggie Gyllenhaal is being attacked by a leopard skin rug. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:10 pmShe also could play for the WNBA. - Eric Hughes, 9:11 pmWhat are the odds that Shirley MacLaine knows where she is right now? - Reagen Sulewski, 9:11 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Mini-Series or TV Movie goes to Laura Linney for John Adams. - Kim Hollis, 9:11 pmLaura better watch out. Dench doesn't do losing! - Shane Jenkins, 9:11 pmSusan Sarandon disagrees with their decision. - Kim Hollis, 9:11 pmWhen Maggie Gyllennenhaal fake grins, she looks exactly like Meg Ryan. Rewind your DVR to the moment she hands Laura Linney her award. - Les Winan, 9:12 pmWell, Paul surely knows how to silence a room. - Eric Hughes, 9:13 pmI think Laura Linney is one of the most practiced in "if I win an award" speeches. - Max Braden, 9:13 pmTarget's commercials are so much better than most retailers'. - David Mumpower, 9:14 pmOoh, trailer for The International. I'm hoping this will be better than Inside Man. - Max Braden, 9:15 pmI don't think they're showing Robert Downey Jr. enough. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:16 pmI don't know if I can stand another Biggest Loser commercial. - Eric Hughes, 9:17 pmNobody say anything mean about Gerard Butler. His fans are more in denial than Clay Aiken's. - Les Winan, 9:17 pmLadies and gentlemen, it's the least famous guy to ever star in a $70 million opener...at least until Watchmen arrives. - David Mumpower, 9:18 pm"Hi, I'm Gerard Butler. Don't worry, I've never heard of me either" - Calvin Trager, 9:18 pmAhhhh, Banksy. - Les Winan, 9:19 pmWow, Seth's dropped a lot of weight. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:19 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Screenplay - Motion Picture goes to Simon Beaufoy for Slumdog Millionaire. - Kim Hollis, 9:20 pmHe's had to save money and eat less since the grosses for Zack and Miri Make a Porno came in. - Les Winan, 9:20 pmBrad Pitt just said, "What's that for?" - Kim Hollis, 9:20 pmSimon Beaufoy is adorable! I want to pinch his cheeks. - Shane Jenkins, 9:20 pmI'd like to give Elizabeth Banks' boobs the award for "best performance in HD" - Calvin Trager, 9:20 pmEwan McGregor is still not talking to Danny Boyle. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:21 pmPatrick and Amy would make some hot babies. - Eric Hughes, 9:22 pmAlec really wants to win. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:22 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actor - TV Series, Musical or Comedy goes to Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock. - Kim Hollis, 9:22 pmDid Duchovny just blow a kiss to his tennis instructor? - Shane Jenkins, 9:22 pmApparently Dr. Shalhoub doesn't win EVERYTHING. - Les Winan, 9:23 pmI wonder if the waitstaff asked Kevin Connolly for ID before serving him. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:23 pmYou may remember Baldwin from this voicemail!
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3
- David Mumpower, 9:24 pmNow THAT'S how you do an acceptance speech. Somebody page Sally. - Eric Hughes, 9:24 pmIn all seriousness, Alec Baldwin is an important advocate for father's rights. - Les Winan, 9:25 pmNice job by Alec Baldwin's PR consultant with the idea to thank his daughter Ireland (that rude little pig). - Calvin Trager, 9:25 pmI think once every 9 months is Poehler's delivery limit, Eric. - David Mumpower, 9:25 pmI bet Alec feels luckier than someone who keeps winning Nintendo Wiis! - Shane Jenkins, 9:26 pmWhen did Renee Zellweger decide to be Sharon Stone? - David Mumpower, 9:29 pmRenee Zelwegger is taunting Mr. Blackwell in his grave. - Les Winan, 9:29 pmNo one, but no one, can wear a Hefty bag like Renee. - Tony Kollath, 9:29 pmNo Renee - no. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:29 pmDid Renee Zelwegger recently become homeless? - Reagen Sulewski, 9:29 pmRenee's hair is trying out for the role of Davy Jones in Pirates sequels. - Shane Jenkins, 9:29 pmSomewhere Carolina Herrera is crying. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:29 pmFrom the looks of that clip they don't want that movie to win. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:30 pmI so hope Don Cheadle comes out in the middle of this to take over from Terrence Howard. - Les Winan, 9:30 pmWoo hoo! The Megan Fox Decade continues! - Tony Kollath, 9:30 pmRenee went from beautiful to I'm not gonna touch that. - Eric Hughes, 9:30 pmKate Winslet got him a towel...naked! Seriously, Kate Winslet doing it wins a Golden Globe. When Krista Allen does it, it's Emmanuelle in Space. - David Mumpower, 9:30 pmWhen did Voldemort get so cuddly? - Shane Jenkins, 9:31 pmThanks for your restraint on that whole Iron Man 2 thing, Terrence. - Max Braden, 9:31 pmWhy does Paul Giamatti always make "Hi - I'm, retarded!" faces at awards shows? - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:31 pmThe Golden Globe for Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie goes to Paul Giamatti for John Adams. - Kim Hollis, 9:31 pmKnowing about Terrence Howard's OCD-level issues about hygiene, I can only assume pairing him with Megan Fox is a gigantic practical joke on him by the producers. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:31 pmPaul looks like he could have been a Hobbit extra for the LOTR trilogy. - Eric Hughes, 9:32 pmFor the record, Megan Fox is getting a tattoo during Giamatti's acceptance speech. - Les Winan, 9:32 pmCan you imagine Giamatti having sex? - Jamie, 9:33 pmAre we sure that Pig Vomit's dad isn't Peter Boyle? - David Mumpower, 9:33 pmIn case you were wondering, BOP just fired Jamie. - Les Winan, 9:34 pmGlenn and Laurence are so gonna bang after this award. - Eric Hughes, 9:34 pmWill Entourage ever go away? Please? - Shane Jenkins, 9:35 pmEven Carell has a beard? Wow, I guess I have to grow one for 2009. - Max Braden, 9:35 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical goes to 30 Rock. - Kim Hollis, 9:36 pmGood lord, 30 Rock is unstoppable. - Eric Hughes, 9:36 pmEveryone at the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah is happy tonight! - Shane Jenkins, 9:36 pmHurray, 30 Rock! My dream comes true and Tracy Morgan is giving the acceptance speech. - Les Winan, 9:36 pmTracy was looking for lines from Tina. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:37 pmCan't blog....laughing too hard at Tracy Morgan. - Calvin Trager, 9:37 pmBen Silverman lives to fight another day. - Shane Jenkins, 9:38 pmBaldwin knows who butters his bread "Thank you Jeff Zucker!!" - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:38 pmTime to break for cake. - Jamie, 9:38 pmIf Ben Silverman has done anything right, it was saving 30 Rock from cancellation. - Eric Hughes, 9:39 pmIs 30 Rock done for tonight or do I have to be bored for a while longer? - David Mumpower, 9:40 pmGood news, Tracy Morgan's speech cured my rheumatoid arthritis! - Calvin Trager, 9:40 pmYeah, that's about all Ben has done. Well, there's the block o' Leno now too... - Shane Jenkins, 9:41 pmYou don't know what you're missing, David. - Eric Hughes, 9:41 pmOh, Tina's also up for best actress. - Eric Hughes, 9:42 pmPlease don't sing. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:43 pmNobody would have imagined that they'd pick you to sing either, Brosnan. - Max Braden, 9:43 pmBest Male Vocalist Pierce Brosnan! - Shane Jenkins, 9:43 pmWay to spoil the ending, Pierce. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:43 pmWe'll take a short break now while the rest of the BOP staff lines up to punch David in the face. - Les Winan, 9:44 pmBeckinsale looks scared of Puffy. - Max Braden, 9:44 pmKate Beckinsale looks like meringue on top of a cake. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:45 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Original Score - Motion Picture goes to A.R. Rahman for Slumdog Millionaire. - Kim Hollis, 9:45 pmEastwood's lazy score was the weakest element of Changeling (and most of his movies). I'm glad he didn't win. - Max Braden, 9:46 pmI'm pretty surprised by this award - I was certain it would go to Desplat. - Kim Hollis, 9:46 pmPuff Daddy acts like every time he does the least little thing, an angel gets its wings. - Calvin Trager, 9:46 pmDuchovny: "I just got a text from my wife, asking me not to have sex with Jane Krakowski at the next break" - Calvin Trager, 9:48 pmI think the Oscar will be between Desplat and Rahman. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:48 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actress in a TV Series - Musical or Comedy goes to Tina Fey for 30 Rock (surprise, surprise). - Kim Hollis, 9:48 pmTina looks almost embarrassed when she wins acting awards. Not that she should be, David. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:48 pmWhy is the sound effect between choices in every catagory the door opening sound effect of the original Star Trek? - Jamie, 9:49 pmTina Fey just called out David. - Les Winan, 9:49 pmThe only insult bigger than being told to "suck it" by an award winner on tv is to not be considered big enough to mention, David at BOP. - Max Braden, 9:49 pmYou can tell who's going to win by audience applause. - Jamie, 9:49 pmShe's talking about you, David! - Eric Hughes, 9:49 pmPlungiest neckline of the night? - Caroline Thibodeaux, 9:49 pmDon't worry David. I got your back. - Jamie, 9:50 pmWhy is John Krasinski doing voice over work for Verizon? - Eric Hughes, 9:52 pmThe Golden Globes Cecil B. DeMille award goes to.... Steven Spielberg! - Kim Hollis, 9:55 pmAnnnnnd it's time to tune out for about 20 minutes. - Reagen Sulewski, 9:55 pmDid they edit out the part where Scorsese mentions Spielberg's recent inability to end a movie in a non-crappy way? - Les Winan, 9:56 pmI bet the clips are light on "Always." - Shane Jenkins, 9:57 pmOprah Winfrey is fat again! - Eric Hughes, 9:58 pmIs this award for Spielberg or John Williams? - Max Braden, 9:58 pmWhy are they ignoring Hook? - Les Winan, 9:58 pmDid they really skip over Raiders or did I nod off for a second? - Shane Jenkins, 9:59 pmThat's a fairly impressive collection of films and other projects. - Jamie, 10:01 pmAnd Hollywood's Spielberg-gasm is officially complete. - Eric Hughes, 10:01 pmIt's about time some exposure was given to this promising young director. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:02 pmI hope he talks about why he's too special to do an audio commentary on a DVD. - Les Winan, 10:03 pmIn 20 years, they'll re-edit this speech to replace the Globe with a walkie-talkie. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:03 pmFWIW, the very first memory I have of being in a movie theater is Raiders of the Lost Ark. - Max Braden, 10:03 pmWow, this anecdote is amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Calvin Trager, 10:06 pmEven Martin Scorsese looks a little bored. - Eric Hughes, 10:06 pmIs the story about the train over yet? - Tony Kollath, 10:07 pmWhere are Trey Parker and Matt Stone when you need them? - Kim Hollis, 10:07 pm"I am so awesome." - Les Winan, 10:07 pm*serious face* *serious face* *serious face* *Drew Barrymore on goofballs* *serious face...* - Max Braden, 10:08 pm"There's so many people here that I know." Spielberg, so popular. - Eric Hughes, 10:08 pmI like that Spielberg mentions tough economic times and then carries his GOLD STATUE off stage. - Les Winan, 10:08 pmTom Cruise is intense. He looks like he was trying to memorize everything that happens so he can do well on a quiz at the Celebrity Centre later on tonight. - Calvin Trager, 10:10 pmI feel stalked by He's Just Not that Into You ads. - Max Braden, 10:11 pmMax, you mean you're just not that into He's Just Not That Into You? - Calvin Trager, 10:12 pmEmma looks like a football player. - Eric Hughes, 10:13 pmDustin's high. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:13 pmDustin Hoffman = comedy buzzkill - Shane Jenkins, 10:14 pmDustin's not high, he's just watching someone steal the cake off his plate. - Max Braden, 10:14 pmEmma Thompson looks like the person who has 12 seconds to sober up as she gets pulled over by the cops. - Jamie, 10:14 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Director - Motion Picture goes to Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire. - Kim Hollis, 10:14 pmEwan Mcgregor si: I'm still not talking to you. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:15 pmDanny Boyle has the look of a man who was just standing in front of a small explosion. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:15 pmHoly crap, Dev Patel is cute. - Shane Jenkins, 10:15 pmWell, I guess I should go see this movie. - Max Braden, 10:16 pmDanny Boyle heats his home using the solar power from the glare off his giant forehead. - Les Winan, 10:16 pmi want to go as Danny Boyle for next Halloween. - Eric Hughes, 10:16 pmDev Patel is adorable. He's got some moves too. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:17 pmSigourney Weaver is the only one I'd take seriously if she shushed me. - Max Braden, 10:17 pmGhostbusters 3's Sigourney Weaver? No? Maybe? - Shane Jenkins, 10:17 pmI hope nobody spoils Revolutionary Road, I'm only on page 97. - Les Winan, 10:17 pmBy the way, Sigourney Weaver turns *60* this year. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:17 pmYou're going to have to fight me for him, Shane. - Eric Hughes, 10:18 pmLes, my understanding is that the boat sinks. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:18 pmSandra looks good, despite the hair. - Shane Jenkins, 10:18 pmShe's 60? Hmmm... - Jamie, 10:18 pmSandy's swearing a wedding cake. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:19 pmNice of Sandra Bullock to remind us why her career is over. - Les Winan, 10:19 pmJai Ho, Eric! Whatever that means... - Shane Jenkins, 10:19 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actor - Musical or Comedy goes to Colin Farrell for In Bruges. - Kim Hollis, 10:19 pmNice. I loved In Bruges. - Shane Jenkins, 10:20 pmMaybe he can have some coke to celebrate. - Kim Hollis, 10:20 pmMark Wahlberg circa 1993 is really pissed that Colin Farrell swiped his earrings. - Les Winan, 10:21 pmI think he already did, Kim. - Shane Jenkins, 10:22 pmI feel like if I touched Colin's hair, I'd cut myself. - Eric Hughes, 10:22 pmNice of Sally Field to dress up... - Shane Jenkins, 10:23 pmIs 30 Rock done *now* or do I have to be bored for a while longer? - David Mumpower, 10:25 pmIt's done. Though not before going 3 for 3. - Eric Hughes, 10:26 pmJeez, maybe Spielberg can come back and talk some more David. - Shane Jenkins, 10:26 pmGolden Globes! - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:27 pmBut not about Temple of Doom! - David Mumpower, 10:28 pmNice hacky joke, Sascha. - Shane Jenkins, 10:28 pmMake that jokeS. - Shane Jenkins, 10:29 pmSalma Hayek: not a fan of Sasha Baron Cohen. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:29 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy goes to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. - Kim Hollis, 10:30 pmI'm pleased to see that snooty European critics like to see girls touch as much as I do. - David Mumpower, 10:32 pmI gotta hand it to the Golden Globes. It appears like it's going to finish on time, Spielberg speech and all. - Eric Hughes, 10:33 pmIt's almost as if they asked Spielberg to fill for time. It's either that he's a self-absorbed blowhard. Take your pick. - David Mumpower, 10:35 pmApparently the Globes web site displayed the winner of Actress/Drama for a few minutes on Thursday (I'll refrain from saying who the presumed winner is). - Tony Kollath, 10:35 pmVicky Cristina Barcelona would have also won the "most meaningless" award. If there was one. - Les Winan, 10:35 pmOoh, I saw that too, Tony. I wonder if she's really the winner...? - Shane Jenkins, 10:36 pmHey, where's Dev?! - Shane Jenkins, 10:37 pmMan, the economy has everyone outsourcing. - Calvin Trager, 10:37 pmAww, Dev was crying after the clip! - Eric Hughes, 10:38 pmOooh - I like that dress. - Caroline Thibodeaux, 10:38 pmSay hi to your mother for me, Cameron. - Shane Jenkins, 10:38 pmIf this year's show was picking a clip for The Sixth Sense, they'd show Bruce Willis realizing he's a ghost. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:38 pmCameron Diaz makes Sarah Palin look like Marilyn vos Savant. - David Mumpower, 10:39 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actress - Motion Picture Drama goes to Kate Winslet in Revolutionary Road. - Kim Hollis, 10:39 pmSNL at the Golden Globes: Mark Wahlberg talks to a plant. - Max Braden, 10:39 pmWas Kate the winner, Tony? - Eric Hughes, 10:39 pmSo the answer to the website slip is "no." - Shane Jenkins, 10:40 pmThe site had indicated that Anne Hathaway won, so never mind. - Tony Kollath, 10:40 pm"That's what she said." - Max Braden, 10:40 pmSave some of this for the Oscars, Kate. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:41 pmAnd Kate must have seen that Anne was supposed to be the winner, too, because she's just flabbergasted. - Kim Hollis, 10:41 pmI think Angelina Jolie has the entire King James version of the Bible tattooed on her arm. - David Mumpower, 10:41 pmShe could have just directed us to the cast and crew IMDb page. - Shane Jenkins, 10:42 pmYou'd think Kate just did a triathlon, gave birth and cured cancer. - Jamie, 10:42 pmWas there a threatening letter or something? "Win the Golden Globe or else." - Max Braden, 10:42 pmRainn's like, "F you, Kate!" - Eric Hughes, 10:43 pmLook, it's the stars of Accepted and The Rocker! - David Mumpower, 10:43 pmThe Golden Globe for Best TV Show - Drama goes to Mad Men. - Kim Hollis, 10:44 pmI feel like I should start watching Mad Men. - Eric Hughes, 10:44 pmYoSaffBridge's chest is the eighth (and ninth) wonder of the world. - David Mumpower, 10:45 pmSo should I start watching this? - Shane Jenkins, 10:45 pmThere's some serious engineering going on with Christina Hendricks' dress. - Reagen Sulewski, 10:45 pmThis guy's not nearly as thrilled as Kate was. - Eric Hughes, 10:45 pmReagen, it's like she hit a second puberty at 30 or something. - David Mumpower, 10:46 pmAny quick predictions on Actor? I'm going with Sean Penn. - Shane Jenkins, 10:48 pmI think Mickey Rourke wins this one but Sean Penn wins the Oscar. - David Mumpower, 10:49 pmI'm gonna go with Frank. - Eric Hughes, 10:50 pmWho's British and nominated? They seem to be snubbing Americans. - Kim Hollis, 10:50 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Actor - Drama goes to Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler. - Kim Hollis, 10:50 pmGood call, David. - Shane Jenkins, 10:51 pmGolden Globe Winner: Micke...huh? - Jamie, 10:51 pmLangella was good but Sheen was better. - Max Braden, 10:51 pmNext up for Mickey Rourke: A re-match with The Undertaker at Wrestlemania! - David Mumpower, 10:53 pmWhoa, the bird! - Tony Kollath, 10:53 pmWhoops! Aronofsky flips Rourke the bird and doesn't get censored. - Kim Hollis, 10:53 pmApparently NBC forgot to enforce 5-second delay this evening. - Eric Hughes, 10:53 pmNice dog shout out! - Shane Jenkins, 10:54 pmGary Busey take note: it's not over for you! - Reagen Sulewski, 10:55 pmAnybody want to bet against Slumdog? - Shane Jenkins, 10:57 pmNah, I think Slumdog takes this. - Kim Hollis, 10:57 pmTonight, no. In late February, yes. - David Mumpower, 10:58 pmThe only thing that scares me is that the Globes hasn't picked Best Pic at the Oscars since The Return of the King (2003). - Eric Hughes, 10:58 pmGreenlight Hulk Hogan in The Wrestler 2! - Max Braden, 10:58 pmJeez, now I'm reluctant to disagree with you David, but I say Slumdog takes it. - Shane Jenkins, 10:59 pmTom Cruise should have shown up in his Tropic Thunder make-up but wearing his Valkyrie eye patch. Yes, I'm still obsessing on the absurdity of that eye patch. - David Mumpower, 10:59 pmThe Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture - Drama goes to Slumdog Millionaire. - Kim Hollis, 10:59 pmYes!!!! - Eric Hughes, 10:59 pmI expect Curious Case of Benjamin Button to win Best Picture, but I'm definitely less certain about it than I was a few hours ago. - David Mumpower, 11:00 pmThey should all do the end-of-film dance! - Shane Jenkins, 11:00 pmI still think Slumdog is winning at the Oscars but momentum is such a tricky thing. - Kim Hollis, 11:01 pmDo you think this means Bollywood is in now or do you see this as more of a one-off exception? - David Mumpower, 11:01 pmGood night, Tom Cruise! - Eric Hughes, 11:02 pmCongrats to this moving film about extreme poverty in India. Now let's all go see Confessions of a Shopaholic! - Max Braden, 11:03 pmI don't really think of Slumdog as a Bollywood movie. It's about two hours too short, for starters. - Shane Jenkins, 11:03 pmCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon helped Ang Lee get a leg up but I don't think it translated into China being the "in" movie industry. - Max Braden, 11:05 pm